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The Third Way - continues on Saturday

Yes, I know I promised the next exciting episode of my life a year ago. But much more important things are afoot that need to be noted for histories sake.

Firstly. The Democrats have won both the US Senate and House of Representatives! This is such good news that I went out to celebrate the fact that the world is a marginally safer place. What does this mean in reality? Well president Bush can’t go declaring war on anyone else because unless there really is a sound case for it, Congress will not write the cheques any more. On top of this America will now start to work towards withdrawing its troops from Iraq, although don’t expect it tomorrow. The only power Bush has left is his veto and that won’t win him any Democrat friends. We all live in a slightly safer world now.

Secondly. Donald Rumsfeld was forced to quit! YES!!!!! Ahahahahaha! What an arrogant, pompous, vicious, vile, corrupt, evil, dirty little bastard! Thank god this little piece of sh*t has been forced to quit by his own party. If only Dick Cheney where with him, Bush would really be feeling lonely. Donald Rumsfeld is particularly bad because he has been plotting and scheming in the White House for over 30 years. He was there when Nixon was! Nixon didn’t like him either, which is saying something. All of the weapons Iraq supposedly had that America was banging on about in 2002-3 were mostly sold to Iraq by Rumsfeld himself. I mean ‘himself’ because he personally met Saddam on more than one occasion. So another tyrant is removed from office and we can all sleep a little safer. If only the War Crimes tribunal in the Hague would prosecute Rumsfeld now he’s out of protection!

As you can see, these two momentous occasions far out-weigh my little mis-givings with former employers